The VAR Guy will be leaving New York and heading into enemy territory this June 18, when Red Hat hosts a media party at Fenway Park in Boston. Can our resident blogger — a “Native New Yawker” — put aside his distaste for Red Sox Nation long enough to generate some unbiased coverage of Red Hat? Before you answer, here’s a little more background on the situation.
The VAR Guy’s three sons are named Babe, Mickey and Donnie (middle name: Baseball, naturally). His estate’s sod is mowed each week in a pattern that displays the Yankee’s logo. (Of course, you have to be looking down from The VAR Guy’s ivory tower to see the pattern.)
Once, in a Little League game, The VAR Guy pitched high and inside to a kid named Carl … Apparently, the eight-year-old resembled Yaz a bit too much and was allegedly crowding the plate. (No ejections were issued, though Carl struck out!)
And The VAR Guy drives… well… take a look for yourself:
Oh, and let’s not forget about The VAR Guy’s wedding ring:
Are you beginning to see a pattern here?
The VAR Guy sure is. But he promises to offer unbiased coverage of Red Hat. Unless some kid named Carl crowds the plate…
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Great ring, I’d love to see another this year
Sorry lisa not going to happen. Yankee offense it woeful this year. Sox for the twopeat! Fenway is a magical ground not like that giant concrete bunker in the Bronx. I live in NY